NEW ACHIEVEMENT - You Survived Another Day in the Dungeon Called Life
Everything is on fire. Emotionally. Financially. Spiritually. Yet Jeff still insists you make it to that Monday morning meeting that could've been an email.
Reward: This mug.
Forged for those who will not be broken, this ceramic mug (because you wanted an even BIGGER mug to carry that extra angst around) is your official system-issued coping mechanism. It holds coffee. It holds tea. It holds whatever questionable potion you’re relying on to make it through the day without flipping a table.
Warning: This mug will not fix your problems. Grants +2 to Cynicism and +1 to strength.
Product features - Microwave-safe ceramic — heat drinks worry-free - Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning - Lead- and BPA-free white ceramic with comfortable C-shaped handle
